If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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