Ambien. No doubt about it.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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