so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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