so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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