So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
its liver damage thursday
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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