Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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