my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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