i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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