That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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