im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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