Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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