You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
