He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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