D3 body, D1 cock
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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