I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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