the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i out mim tonsoeep
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