I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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