No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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