I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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