So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
