I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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