no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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