I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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