So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
either way he was missing a nipple.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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