I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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