hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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