Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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