I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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