I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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