what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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