how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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