ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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