didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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