Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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