I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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