when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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