so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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