Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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