and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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