He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I am midnight drunk by noon
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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