So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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