I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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