i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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