I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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