im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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