I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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