that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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