Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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