We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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