Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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