No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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